Foemer president George W. Bush, or “George Buck” as he has taken to calling himself, has decided to start living his life long dream and become a cowboy. “Every since I saw Jon Voight in that movie about that cowboy in 1968 I wanted to be one of them” Bush told reporters as he was packing at his Crawford Ranch in preparation for his move to New York.

“This here ‘ranch’ was built in 2000 and we moved right in before the election. It’s a 10,000 square foot hacienda with a giant swimmin’ pool for the girls” he continued. “It’s not a ranch at all. Old Turd Blossom, Karl Rove, said we could convince the voters it was our old family ranch and get us more votes because the voter are essentially stupid. I guess we proved that all right!”

“Anyways I’m tired fo Texas and Laura and I thought about that cowboy in New York and decided ‘That’s for ME!’. I mean I was raised on the East Coast, and all my friends are big bankers and such, not those hillbillies and hicks in Texas.

 

“Plus I’m thinkin’ I can make a lot of new friends walkin’ those same streets ol’ Jon did.”

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